Corny Pickup Lines
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?
Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mm mm good!
Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are… gorgeous!
I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
Can I tie your shoe? Because I can’t have you fall for anyone else.
Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking at Gouda tonight!
I was wondering if you’re an artist because you can paint my future pretty.
My friend over there really wants your number so they know where to get a hold of me in the morning.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?
Corny Pick Up Lines for Him
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.
You’re hotter than my car when it overheats in the summer.
You are like my favorite cup of coffee, hot and lip smacking!
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Are you a fireman? Because you came in h-ot and left me wet.
Are you a football player? Because I’d like you to touchdown there!
If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
Hi, there! Do you like English Breakfast? Because you look like you would. You’re a h-ot-tea!