Cheesy Pickup Lines
If you were a fruit, you’d be a “fine-apple.”
Know what’s on the menu today? Me ‘n u.
I’m no electrician but I can light up your day.
I think you might be lacking some Vitamin Me.
If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet potato.
If you were a chicken, you’d be “im-peck-able”
If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair.
Are you Google? You have everything I search for.
Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
Are you a loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Stop, drop and roll! Because baby, you’re on fire.
Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie.
This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
Are you a model? [They say “no.”] Oh, when did you quit?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.
Are you a parking ticket? You’ve got fine written all over you.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…because I’m the 1 you need.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
We should go out for coffee sometime. Because I like you a latte.
I’m not very good at math but I can give you the value you deserve.
Did you just come out of an oven? Because you’re too hot to handle.
I was feeling a little off today, but you’ve turned me on again.
Are your shoelaces tied? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
Do you like my new sweater? It’s made of [boyfriend/girlfriend] material.
Wanna touch my shirt? It’s made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.
What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pickup line.
I got you some new sneakers. I figured you’d need them after running though my mind so much.
Wow, I’ve been blinded by your beauty. I’ll need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you my wisdom teeth? Because I have a feeling that I should take you out as soon as possible.
Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. You should give me yours and watch what I can do with it.