Funny Pick-Up Lines
Are you a loan? You’ve got my interest.
If you were a taser, you’d be set to stun.
If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
Wanna be Minecraft without the craft?
Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
Are you lighnting? Because you’re McQueen.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
Is your name Jimmy? Because I’ve Fallon for you.
Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you.
Do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper.
Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
I bet your birthday is October 10. Because you’re a 10/10.
How can I plan our wedding without having your number?
Are you a keyboard? Because you might just be my type.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Let me tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you’re clearly Mr. Wright.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
Did your license get suspended for driving all those guys crazy?
I bought you a dictionary, since you add so much meaning to my life.
Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection here.
Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.
I’m learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?
I don’t normally chase people but for you I’d put my crocs in sport mode.
Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Let’s taco ‘bout how amazing you are over tacos and margaritas next week.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice! Hi, I’m [name].
It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.
I need a real estate agent—do you know any? I’m trying to make a move here.
You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?
What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pickup line.
Whenever I meet someone new, I start talking about climate change. That’s usually enough to break the ice.