Pickup Lines for Guys
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me.
If being handsome was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
I think your number will be safer in my phone than in your head.
I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes.
Let’s make a deal: I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
I’m writing an article on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?
Whoa, is there a firefighter around?! Because you’re smoking hot.
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you’re clearly Mr. Wright.
The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
Those are nice arms. Could I see how they would feel around me?
Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.
I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you.
I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are. I’m (your name).
I believe in honesty, so let me be honest: you’re the most attractive man I’ve ever seen.
I had a good pickup line ready to go, but you’re so good-looking I’m literally speechless.
Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Can we take a picture together? I want to show my mom what my next boyfriend looks like.
You must be a talented thief, because you managed to steal my heart from all the way over here.
I thought this was a (bar/restaurant/etc.), but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello.
I’m surprised they haven’t asked you to leave yet. You’re making all the other men in here look bad.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and se-xy. Somehow, you manage to be all three.
My friends bet me I couldn’t chat up the hottest guy in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some more drinks?
I have a question and need a man/woman’s advice. [They say, “okay, what’s up?] If I see a really cute guy/girl, should I just go talk to him/her or is that too direct? [They say, “you should talk to them!”] Hi, I’m (your name).