499 Best Pick Up Lines 2024: Cute, Cheesy, and Funny

Crook & Marker on Unsplash Jump to Content Top 10 Pick Up lines Best Pick Up lines Cheesy Pickup Lines Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Guys Cute Pick Up Lines Good Pickup Lines for Guys Corny Pickup Lines Smooth Pick up Lines Smooth Pick-Up Lines For Guys Smooth Pick-Up Lines For Girls Clever Pick-Up Lines Funny Pick-Up Lines Pick up Lines for Girls Pickup Lines for Guys Top 10 Pick Up lines wil stewart - unsplash Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? On a scale from one to 10, you’re a nine… And I’m the one you need. Is your name wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection. There’s a side view, rearview, and you know what else? I love-view. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material. Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas? Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest. It’s good to have my library card because I am totally checking you out. Best Pick-Up Lines josh olalde - unsplash Want a raisin? No? How about a date? Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'mine'? When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’ Let’s flip a coin. Head, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine. You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line. I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you. They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing? Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day. Your eyes are like IKEA. I could get lost in them for hours. I still get butterflies in my stomach when I think about you. I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away! I never believed in love at first sight, but that's before I saw you. Did we go to school together? I could swear we had chemistry. You owe me a drink. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine. Want to go outside for some fresh air? You took my breath away. I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you. So when our grandkids ask how we met, what should we tell them? So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living? Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you. Have we met? Because you look exactly like my next boyfriend/girlfriend/partner. I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single. What's your favorite drink? I'm asking so I know what to buy you on our first date.I’m going to have to ask you to leave, you’re making everyone else in here look bad. Cheesy Pickup Lines helena lopes - unsplash If you were a fruit, you'd be a "fine-apple." Know what's on the menu today? Me 'n u. I'm no electrician but I can light up your day. I think you might be lacking some Vitamin Me. If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet potato. If you were a chicken, you'd be "im-peck-able" If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair. Are you Google? You have everything I search for. Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes? Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. Stop, drop and roll! Because baby, you’re on fire. Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie. This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Are you a model? [They say “no.”] Oh, when did you quit? Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see. Are you a parking ticket? You've got fine written all over you. On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9…because I'm the 1 you need. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? We should go out for coffee sometime. Because I like you a latte. I'm not very good at math but I can give you the value you deserve. Did you just come out of an oven? Because you're too hot to handle. I was feeling a little off today, but you've turned me on again. Are your shoelaces tied? I don't want you falling for anyone else. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you. Do you like my new sweater? It’s made of [boyfriend/girlfriend] material. Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material. Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears. I can't tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world. Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you. Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away. What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pickup line. I got you some new sneakers. I figured you’d need them after running though my mind so much. Wow, I've been blinded by your beauty. I'll need your name and number for insurance purposes. Are you my wisdom teeth? Because I have a feeling that I should take you out as soon as possible. Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. You should give me yours and watch what I can do with it. Cheesy Pick-Up Lines for Guys blake wisz - unsplash If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’ Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material. What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room? Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future. I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world. I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see. Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams. You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello. I thought this was a (bar/restaurant/etc.), but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art. Cute Pick-Up Lines hello revival - unsplash Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. Oh look, the cutie pie I ordered is here! Let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle. Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me. Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me? Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie. I promise I won’t break your heart — I’ll just steal it. If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you. Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this h-ot? On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need. If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I'll give it right back. Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day. What is it like to be the most gorgeous person in this room? Do you want some wine to go with this cheesy pickup line? If I had a garden, I’d put my tulips and your tulips together. I'm not an organ donor, but I'm ready to give you my heart. Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? I'm not a photographer but I can picture you and me together. I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together. Are you a camera? Because all I can do is smile when I see you. I don't know your name, but I'm sure it's just as beautiful as you are. Did you do something to my eyes? I can't seem to take them off you. I can see that you're gorgeous, but what else should I know about you? Would you mind giving me a pinch? You're so cute, I must be dreaming. Well I was just trying to [have dinner/have a drink] but you're very distracting. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas this year? Anyone who says Disney is the happiest place on earth has never stood next to you. I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you call it and see if it works? I've been told I'm good with numbers, how about you give me yours so I can prove it? I'd never play hide and seek with you, because someone like you is impossible to find. I had a good pickup line ready to go, but you're so good-looking I'm literally speechless. You've got everything I've been looking for, and trust me, I've been looking for a long time. Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on earth has clearly never stood next to you. Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world. I thought this was a [restaurant/bar/etc.] but it must actually be a museum, because you're a work of art. Corny Pickup Lines Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10. I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to? Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mm mm good! Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are… gorgeous! I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake. Can I tie your shoe? Because I can’t have you fall for anyone else. Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite. You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking at Gouda tonight! I was wondering if you’re an artist because you can paint my future pretty. My friend over there really wants your number so they know where to get a hold of me in the morning. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money? Corny Pick Up Lines for Him Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up. You’re hotter than my car when it overheats in the summer. You are like my favorite cup of coffee, hot and lip smacking! Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged! Are you a fireman? Because you came in h-ot and left me wet. Are you a football player? Because I’d like you to touchdown there! If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside! Hi, there! Do you like English Breakfast? Because you look like you would. You’re a h-ot-tea! Good Pickup Lines for Guys You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram? Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night! I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’ I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks. I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works? Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me. I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime? Smooth Pick-up Lines 4+4=8 but you+me=fate Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper. They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours? Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tomorrow. Are you tired? You've been running through my mind all day. I'm learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them? When I text you good morning tomorrow, what number should I text? Can I show your profile to my friends to prove that angels really do exist? I should complain to Spotify for not making you this week's ho-ttest single. You look so familiar…did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry. What's your favorite drink? I'm asking so I know what to buy you when we go on our first date. Smooth Pick-Up Lines For Guys Are you a volcano? Coz I lava you! Kiss me if I’m wrong, but fish can fly, right? Let’s save water by taking a shower together. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me. Feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material. Oh! I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Do you remember me? I’m the man of your dreams. Hey. I’m Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me. I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. Deal? Your lips look lonely. Wanna introduce them to mine? Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. Can you do me a favor? I need you to take down my number. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen. Ya know, I was feeling a little off today. But, you’ve turned me on. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line. Thank god I have life insurance. Because you make my heart stop. Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight or tomorrow. If being in love were illegal, I would want to be your partner in crime. Hey. I’m doing my thesis on the finer things in life. Can I interview you? Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears. My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you? How long do I have? (Huh? Until what?) Until you have to be back in heaven. Aside from being so gorgeous and intelligent, what are your other attributes? Did you know I am good with numbers? Give me yours so I can prove it to you. Did you know penguins stick to one partner their whole life? Would you like to be my penguin? If Disney is the happiest place on Earth, in your arms is no doubt the happiest place in the universe. Smooth Pick-Up Lines For Girls omar lopez - unsplash That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? Wanna share your side of the bed tonight? Are you a pie? Because I’d like a piece of you. Life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? I know we’re not socks, but we make a great pair. Are you a loan? Because you are gaining my interest. Were you a Boy Scout? You’ve tied my heart in a knot. It’s not my fault I fell in love, you’re the one that tripped. I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding my hand? If I was an octopus, all my hearts would belong to you. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout! You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet. Did you just come out of the oven? You’re too h-ot to handle. Let’s get together and be the number Pi, endless and irrational. Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy? Kiss me if I’m wrong, but I think you want to be my next boyfriend. Sir, I’m going to need you to step away from the bar. You’re melting all the ice. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack. If I had to choose between winning the lottery or you… Obviously, I’d choose the money, but it’d be close. And I’d probably use a bunch of my money to try to woo you. Clever Pick-Up Lines The only number I don't see here is yours. Angels should be in heaven. How'd you escape? Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes? Are you an artist? You're really good at drawing me in. What is it like to be the most gorgeous person in this room? Do you have Instagram? My parents always told me to follow my dreams. You must be a talented thief because you managed to steal my heart from all the way over here. Funny Pick-Up Lines wolfgang hasselmann -Unsplash Are you a loan? You've got my interest. If you were a taser, you’d be set to stun. If you were a triangle you'd be acute one. Wanna be Minecraft without the craft? Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me. Are you lighnting? Because you're McQueen. Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout! Is your name Jimmy? Because I've Fallon for you. Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you. Do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? I bet your birthday is October 10. Because you’re a 10/10. How can I plan our wedding without having your number? Are you a keyboard? Because you might just be my type. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Let me tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else. Did you invent the airplane? Because you're clearly Mr. Wright. Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram? Did your license get suspended for driving all those guys crazy? I bought you a dictionary, since you add so much meaning to my life. Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection here. Is your name Google? Because you're everything I've been searching for. I'm learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them? I don't normally chase people but for you I'd put my crocs in sport mode. Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears. Let’s taco ‘bout how amazing you are over tacos and margaritas next week. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice! Hi, I’m [name]. It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out. I need a real estate agent—do you know any? I’m trying to make a move here. You know, I'm actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead? What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pickup line. Whenever I meet someone new, I start talking about climate change. That’s usually enough to break the ice. Pick up Lines for Girls himanshu choudhary - Unsplash Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you? You know what you'd look beautiful in? My arms. Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right? If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you. I saw you walking by and I just had to come say hello. I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did. You're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line. Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off. Have we met before? You look a lot like the love of my life. Is your name Chamomile? Because you look like a hot-tea. If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back. You’re pretty and I’m cute. Wanna be pretty cute together? What emoji should I put next to your name in my phone? I think I saw you on Spotify, as the hottest single of the year. When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again? I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams. I think someone must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes. The sparkle in your eye is so bright, the sun and stars must be jealous. I think there's something wrong with my phone. Your number's not in it. When I text you good morning tomorrow, what number should I text? Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming. You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you’re so hot it just left my mind. (Hold out your hand) Hey, I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding this for me? There must be something wrong with my eyes—I can’t seem to take them off of you. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped. Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel. I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers. I saw you walking by and I had to come say hello. I love your style. My name’s (your name). You must be a hell of a thief, because you managed to steal my heart from across the room. I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless. Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you. (At a bar or other public place) You see my friend over there? He/she/they want to know if you think I'm cute. You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, you’re the se-xiest man I’ve ever seen. Pickup Lines for Guys donovan grabowski - Unsplash If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity. If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’ Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you? Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me. If being handsome was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged. I think your number will be safer in my phone than in your head. I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes. Let’s make a deal: I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. I’m writing an article on the finer things in life. Can I interview you? Whoa, is there a firefighter around?! Because you’re smoking hot. Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future. Did you invent the airplane? Because you're clearly Mr. Wright. The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous. What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room? Those are nice arms. Could I see how they would feel around me? Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tonight or tomorrow. I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world. I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you. I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see. I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are. I’m (your name). I believe in honesty, so let me be honest: you're the most attractive man I've ever seen. I had a good pickup line ready to go, but you're so good-looking I'm literally speechless. Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams. Can we take a picture together? I want to show my mom what my next boyfriend looks like. You must be a talented thief, because you managed to steal my heart from all the way over here. I thought this was a (bar/restaurant/etc.), but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art. You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello. I'm surprised they haven't asked you to leave yet. You're making all the other men in here look bad. You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more. One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents. In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and se-xy. Somehow, you manage to be all three. My friends bet me I couldn't chat up the hottest guy in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some more drinks? I have a question and need a man/woman’s advice. [They say, “okay, what’s up?] If I see a really cute guy/girl, should I just go talk to him/her or is that too direct? [They say, “you should talk to them!"] Hi, I’m (your name).