Best Pick-Up Lines
Want a raisin? No? How about a date?
Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine’?
When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’
Let’s flip a coin. Head, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.
You’re so fine, you made me forget my pickup line.
I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.
They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing?
Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.
Your eyes are like IKEA. I could get lost in them for hours.
I still get butterflies in my stomach when I think about you.
I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!
I never believed in love at first sight, but that’s before I saw you.
Did we go to school together? I could swear we had chemistry.
You owe me a drink. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
Want to go outside for some fresh air? You took my breath away.
I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
So when our grandkids ask how we met, what should we tell them?
So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Have we met? Because you look exactly like my next boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
What’s your favorite drink? I’m asking so I know what to buy you on our first date.
I’m going to have to ask you to leave, you’re making everyone else in here look bad.